Humor Quote by Ann Lloyd — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.”

“He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“NO PDA,school rules. And besides she's my partner dickhead." said Alex.”

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

“Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.'”