Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.”

“Did you see me disarm Hermione, Harry?”

“I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!”

“Would it hurt to die? All those times he had thought it was about to happen and escaped, he had never really thought of the thing itself: his will to live had always been so much stronger than his fear of death.”

“Once I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.”

“If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth writing.”

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.”

“Oh Tigger, where are your manners?”

“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”

“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?”