Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hermione was screaming again: the sound went through Harry like physical pain.”

“No - no - no!" someone was shouting. "No! Fred! No!”

“Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life.”

“I wish...I wish”

“Snape raised his wand and pointed it directly at Dumbledore.”

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter... or at least, most minds are...”

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't too bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of, "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm!”

“The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.”

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

“Which meant his only assets were one whiny imprisoned goddess, one sort-of-girlfriend with a dagger, and Leo, who apparently thought he could defeat the armies of darkness with breath mints.”