Humor Quote by Jonathan Safran Foer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““I want an infinitely blank book and the rest of time...”

“There are worse things, worse than being like us. Look, at least we're alive.”

“I kept thinking how they were all names of dead people, and how names are basically the only thing dead people keep.”

“That is what death is like. It doesn't matter what uniforms the soldiers are wearing. It doesn't matter how good the weapons are. I thought if everyone could see what I saw, we would never have war anymore.”

“Nine out of ten significant people have to do with money or war!”

“I said, 'I need to know how he died.'”

“At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.”

“Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.”

“A good friend will bail you out of jail.”

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”