Humor Quote by Cheyenne McCray — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It’s when I have to acknowledge the past and all of those nameless, faceless people I’d assassinated, that I unravel inside.”

“I could picture how Caprice was before we lost her. Dark hair, beautiful smile, intelligent hazel eyes, quick wit.”

“It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.”

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

“An untied shoelace can be dangerous,' he said.”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.”

“You look too pretty to be useful.”