Humor Quote by Mel Brooks — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.”

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.”

“People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”

“Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?”

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

“Gabi to Marcus "I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!”

“You know what I can't understand? You have all these people telling you all the time how great you are, smart and funny and talented and all that, I mean endlessly, I've been telling you for years. So why don't you believe it? why do you think people say that stuff, Em? Do you think it's a conspiracy, people secretly ganging up to be nice about you?”

“This paper, by its very length, defends itself from ever being read.”