Humor Quote by Mel Brooks — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Humor is just another defense against the”

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.”

“Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

“Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days.”

“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. For instance, if you wake up to the sound of twittering birds, and find yourself in an enormous canopy bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of freshly made muffins and hand-squeezed orange juice on a silver tray, you will know that your day will be a splendid one. If you wake up to the sound of church bells, and find yourself in a fairly big regular bed, with a butler standing next to you holding a breakfast of hot tea and toast on a plate, you will know that your day will be O.K. And if you wake up to the sound of somebody banging two metal pots together, and find yourself in a small bunk bed, with a nasty foreman standing in the doorway holding no breakfast at all, you will know that your day will be horrid.”

“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a”