Humor Quote by Robert Half — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A guy walks up to me and asks, "What's Punk?". So I kick over a garbage can and say. "That's punk!". So he kicks over the garbage can and says, "That's Punk?", and I say, "No that's trendy!”

“Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?”

“Why are you here?”

“I need to know you believe me when I say I love you. That is all.”

“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”