Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

““He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a mist, pauses only to realise that they have stopped inches from the edge of a gaping abyss. The way she was looking at him - she could read what was in his eyes, he realised. It must have been written plainly there, like words on the page of a book. There had been no time, no chance, to hide it.”

“Only the very weak-minded refuse to be influenced by literature and poetry.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“Fresh is better. But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“Fire wants to burn”

“Kalle Fucking Blomkvist”

“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“I'm going to make it a law that the correct way to address your sovereign is my giving a high five.' Kai's smiled brightened. 'That's genius. Me too.”

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”