Best Cake Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“I'm going to die. And as if that weren't bad enough, I'm going to die inside a cake.”

“That cake tasted good. But the cake in the garbage tasted better. It was the best cake I ever ate.”

“I got out on the street and started crying the kind of hysterical tears made justifiable only by turning off one’s cell phone, putting it to the ear, and pretending to be told of a death in the family.”

“The first year was like icing. Then the cake started to show through …”

“If I was made of cake I'd eat myself before somebody else could.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”