Humor Quote by Emma Donoghue — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

“Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?”

“I could have become a mass murderer after I hacked my governor module, but then I realized I could access the combined feed of entertainment channels carried on the company satellites. It had been well over 35,000 hours or so since then, with still not much murdering, but probably, I don't know, a little under 35,000 hours of movies, serials, books, plays, and music consumed. As a heartless killing machine, I was a terrible failure.”

“How good one feels when one is full -- how satisfied with ourselves and with the world! People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained.”

“My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace”

“However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they're zombies.”