Best Chicago Stars Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!”

“Life sure is easier when you're rich.”

“So, Beav, tell me about yourself.”

“Do you really expect me to fall apart every time another woman throws herself at you? Because, if that's so, I'll be a nervous wreck before the honeymoon's over. Although, if they do it in front of me...”