Romance Quote by Susan Elizabeth Phillips — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now, this is where I draw the line! It's bad enough everybody in town's going to be thinkin' I'm sleeping with a depressed, lice-ridden, hemorrhoidal foreigner who likes to be tied up and might be pregnant, although-since she's just about cornered the market on condoms-I don't know how that could have happened. But I will not-you listen to me, Emma!-I absolutely will not have anybody thinkin' a woman of mine needs a vaginal moisturizer, do you hear me?”

“What New York City football team did Joe Namath play for?”

“Never mind that. What's going on with you and Heath?”

“You know that we've got a few problems we need to talk through before we get married.”

“You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”

“Did you eat my Twinkies?”

“This isn’t a one-and-done thing for me. So, if you think you’re going to use me to scratch an itch, then you’d better think again.”

“I’m fairly certain, Captain,” she said, “that the more you discover about me, the more you will dislike me. Therefore, let’s cut to the chase and acknowledge that we don’t like each other. Then we won’t have to bother with the in-between part.”

“What was the point of starting a new life if she did everything the same as her old one?”

“I have been used to consider poetry as the food of love.”

“Men get themselves in trouble over the three Bs.  Booze, broads and bucks.  Your competition isn’t booze or broads. Your husband’s lover is bucks.  Your husband has a gambling addiction.”

“No I'm not a dream, I'm your worst nightmare”