Best Stupid Quotes to Inspire, Uplift & Motivate You Every Day

“(Parody that is often falsely believed to be a true quote of Mariah Carey's) Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

“And now, for something completely the same:”

“Sometimes playing stupid opens your eyes to the truth.”

“He wondered about himself (whether he was broken, or special, or better, or worse) and about other people (whether they were really all as stupid as they seemed).”

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”

“Getting older is not an intellectually demanding process.”

“True beauty is measured by the number of pearls within you, not those around your neck.”

“If you need help bark like a dog." - Gendry.”

“I figured something out. The future is unpredictable.”