Humor Quote by George R.R. Martin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Was there ever a war where only one side bled?”

“This was how an enemy should be dealt with: with a dagger, not a declaration.”

“Noseless and Handless, the Lannister Boys.”

“...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?”

“An honorable death is well and good, but if the life at stake is not your own, what then?”

“Jon Snow, is this a proper castle now? Not just a tower?”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”

“I'm about as intimidating as a butterfly.”

“I used to think Romeo and Juliet was the greatest love story ever written. But now that I’m middle-aged, I know better. Oh, Romeo certainly thinks he loves his Juliet. Driven by hormones, he unquestionably lusts for her. But if he loves her, it’s a shallow love. You want proof?” Cagney didn’t wait for Dr. Victor to say yay or nay.”

“Alec?" Magnus was staring at him. He had dispatched the remaining Iblis demons, and the square was empty but for the two of them. "Did you just- did you just save my life?”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”