“I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home the...” — Ryan Stiles Quote

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.

You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.

I was once in a long relationship with a man who ran a vintage clothes store but had been a chef, so I'd come home each night to a different three-course meal. I was quite fat, but so happy.

It takes a lot of work to put together a marriage, to put together a family and a home.

I was a very lame skinhead. I had to be in by 8:30 P. M., so I used to pretend that I had a baby sister I had to go home and baby-sit.

Everybody in my band is married, pretty much, and have lives at home, and I don't want them to be away from their families so long that they just start to feel psychotic. You have to go home and stand around in your bathrobe doing your dishes to feel like a normal person sometimes.