“I only like doing live telly. It's great because you go in and do it a...” — Paul O'Grady Quote

“I only like doing live telly. It's great because you go in and do it and then go home. No edit, no retakes.”

“I'm not a businessman. I could pack it in, but I like work. I don't want to sound like Catherine Cookson, but I've worked since I was eight, with a paper round and in a fruit and veg shop.”

“Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.”

“It is often easier to become outraged by injustice half a world away than by oppression and discrimination half a block from home.”

“I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.”

“I only eat meat if I go to a nice restaurant and there is an exceptional dish, or if I'm at somebody's home for a dinner, I'll eat whatever is in front of me. Otherwise, I don't eat anything that walks around and has a face.”