“Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in...” — Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote

“Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don't you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?”

“Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man's upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground-floor. But if a man hasn't got plenty of good common sense, the more science he has, the worse for his patient.”

“Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.”

“My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home.”

“Designer pricing should hurt, but it shouldn't kill you. You wince when you hand over your AmEx, but once you get it home, you never regret it. You divide it by how many days you're using it, and suddenly it becomes affordable.”

“Well, you need the villain. If you don't have a villain, the good guy can stay home.”