“Morbid humor is very valid, even healthy, as long as you don't do it g...” — Gary Larson Quote

“Morbid humor is very valid, even healthy, as long as you don't do it gratuitously.”

“People get very passionate about saving the whale, but when something like a Florida indigo snake is endangered there are not a lot of people out there holding up placards.”

“You can get away with a lot as long as it has a silly edge to it.”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.”

“The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.”