“I was in the music industry as Amanda Diva for 10 years but I realized...” — Amanda Seales Quote

“I was in the music industry as Amanda Diva for 10 years but I realized that I had bigger work to do and needed to get busy doing that work. I really do believe that I'm here for a bigger purpose, and I want to be a role model and speak for the black community and black women specifically. Humor was the way it felt most organic and effective for me.”

“Every New Year comes with a list of predictions. Self-predictions, world predictions, how many times Lindsay Lohan will get arrested predictions, etc. I reserve the annual trend for people with genuine psychic ability and/or bloggers.”

“Harry Dresden. Saving the world, one act of random destruction at a time.”

“You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?”

“Emilio appeared with wine before Cal could say anything, and Min beamed at him, grateful for the rescue. "Emilio, my darling. I forgot to mention cake boxes. Two hundred cake boxes.”