“My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to ...” — Michael Caine Quote

“My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.”

“Am I a car aficionado? No: for me, cars have always been just for transport. I didn't even know anyone who had a car until I was 14 or 15.”

“A lot of movie stars are not great actors; they're just very good-looking. And when they start to age and they don't have the looks any more, then it's over.”

“And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.”

“What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?”

“Having a sense of humor about yourself is a sign of mental health.”