“Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there wil...” — Alanis Morissette Quote

“Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will probably be political events or spiritual things to comment on, and humor.”

“As long as I can say what it is that I need to say, then I'll fit whatever I'm trying to say around a melody.”

“At some point, I would like to write a book and other things, but I work best when there is some sort of deadline in my own mind, but not when fifty people or fifty million people are breathing down the back of my neck.”

“You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.”

“I find intelligence sexy. I find a sense of humor sexy. I find sensitivity sexy.”

“I look up to say something but he puts his finger to my lips and whispers, “Don’t talk. You’ll just spoil my fantasy of rescuing an innocent damsel in distress as soon as you open your mouth.”