“My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. ...” — Carl Hiaasen Quote

“My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.”

“When you put on the suits, when you pretend you're honest and you're robbing at a far higher level, these guys deserve to... well, to be in my novels, and I have special fates reserved for them.”

“Kids feel so strongly about what's going on today and what's happening to the world, and that's very inspiring. I feel more hopeful than ever before about the future.”

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”

“Evangelicals always assume that humor and faith are contradictory. It's OK to smile, to be nice, but not frivolous.”

“The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune.”