“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national s...” — Bill Maher Quote

“The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'”

“Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?”

“Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.”

“It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.”

“Intelligence is a moral category.”

“It is not the intelligence community's place to set and implement policy.”