“I always wanted to do something about what it's like to get divorced, ...” — Pete Holmes Quote

I always wanted to do something about what it's like to get divorced, especially when it's a young marriage to start with.

There's nothing you can do to increase or decrease the love that God has for you, but there are things you can do that increase or decrease your awareness of that love. That's certainly been my experience.

When you think about a festival from a comedian's perspective, it has to do with who else does it - that's number one. The second consideration - and this is kind of crazy - is: 'What's the food like? What is the town like? Is it walkable? Is it easy to get around?'

Joy is in learning to say yes to what is and to surrender into flow with what is, even when it's what you don't want.

Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.

Obama's endorsement of gay marriage is hardly as consequential as Johnson's legislative success on civil rights.

ABC's intelligently hilarious sitcom 'Modern Family' depicts a gay-male marriage in which both partners are refreshingly dimensional, believable human beings. The writers dare to make them flawed and thus fully delineated, but they're not flawed in the silly, stereotypical ways that once dominated such portrayals.

If a marriage goes wrong, 60 percent of the blame is with the woman.

People ask what the secret of a happy marriage is. If there is one, it's 'don't talk about it.'