“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle...” — Tim Allen Quote

“My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.”

“In the last three years of racing I've met as many women fans as men fans, and in NASCAR it's the same thing. My wife loves cars, but the difference is she doesn't have 20 years of understanding the background of them. She basically drives them and uses her gut feelings as to which is best.”

“In my experience, it's all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers.”

“The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.”

“Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.”

“Italian men do appreciate beautiful women. They're not afraid of the beauty, which is nice.”