“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.” — Billy Crystal Quote

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”

“That's still the greatest high, that feeling of being in control of 2,000 people. It's me and them, and I like the odds. It's not even so much the funny. It's getting them quiet. In the quiet moments in '700 Sundays,' I just really love that they're getting moved.”

“I can't bear to think of life without Janice. I want to go first because I don't want to miss her, because that would be a pain far worse than any death.”

“By indignities men come to dignities.”

“People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.”

“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.”