“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” — Roald Dahl Quote

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Had I not had children of my own, I would have never written books for children, nor would I have been capable of doing so.

Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.

If my books can help children become readers, then I feel I have accomplished something important.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.

Where wealth accumulates, men decay.

All the men I fall for seem to have a commitment problem.

Men do not shape destiny, Destiny produces the man for the hour.

Men and women are like right and left hands; it doesn't make sense not to use both.