“Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of y...” — Ambrose Bierce Quote

Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

A total abstainer is one who abstains from everything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in the affairs of others.

I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song and just wasted the other ten percent.

A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom.

People shouldn't have to spend a lot of money to get high-quality clothing.

Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?

Don't we all know why nerds do what they do? To get money, which leads to popularity, which leads to girls.