“My philosophy is if you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the m...” — Ryan Lochte Quote

“My philosophy is if you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.”

“I like girls who really don't care what other people are thinking - girls who are a little goofy. I think that's sexy.”

“No matter what, like, I couldn't - I could break a world record, get an Olympic gold medal, and my mom would be, like, you could have done better. But you looked pretty. That's what she says all the time.”

“We, the people. Manifest Destiny. Conceived in liberty. Fear itself. Ask not. Morning in America. United we stand. Yes, we can. In times of great change and tumult, presidents seek to inspire beleaguered Americans by reminding them of their national identity.”

“I used to stand outside the school gates in the morning, take a massive deep breath and let it happen. I knew what I was in for. It was continuous name-calling - the classic Elephant Man, freak.”

“I thought it must be desperate to be old. To wake up in the morning and remember that you were ancient - and so behave that way. I thought old people were full of aches and pains and horrible illnesses.”