Humor Quote by Benjamin Franklin Wade — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“Some are born weird, some achieve it, others have weirdness thrust upon them.”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“Film lovers are sick people.”

“I'm making a list”