Humor Quote by Dick Francis — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“one should never assume anything”

“But what do you say if you're asked a direct question and you can't tell the truth and you can't tell a lie?'”

“I'll go," he said.”

“If I shot an arrow and thought about an ass, would it surprise you if it hit Erik?”

“Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people. Every faith has its ceremonies. And since it's made up of people, every faith also has its assholes.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“When we were almost to the other campus, I felt the weird nausea hit me. I called a warning to Christian, just as a Strigoi grabbed him. But Christian was fast. Flames wreathed the Strigoi's head. He screamed and released Christian, trying frantically to put the flames out. The Strigoi never saw me coming with the stake. The whole thing took under a minute. Christian and I exchanged looks.”

“Look, if you wanted to be babied you should have asked Peeta.”