Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The door banged open, and Eve rushed out, flushed and mussed and still buttoning her shirt. 'It's not what you think,' she said. 'It was just—oh, okay, whatever, it was exactly what you think. Now,”

“Don't run I never liked fast food”

“He swallowed and shifted his weight a little uneasily, and then said, very quietly, his lips almost touching hers, 'Promise me you'll marry me. Not now. Someday. Because I need to know.”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said.”

“Grover wore his fake feet and his pants to pass as human. He wore a green rasta-style cap, because when it rained his curly hair flattened and you could just see the tips of his horns. His bright orange backpack was full of scrap metal and apples to snack on. In his pocket was a set of reed pipes his daddy goat had carved for him, even though he only knew two songs: Mozart's Piano Concerto no. 12 and Hilary Duff's "So Yesterday," both of which sounded pretty bad on reed pipes.”

“The human body is the best work of art.”

“I can't abide people who go soft over animals and then cheat every human they come across!”

“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.”

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”

“When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.”