Humor Quote by Billy Sunday — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Running ain't no bad thing. Leastways if you run in the right direction.”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”

“Thinking I'm a moron gives people something to feel smug about," Charles Wallace said. "Why should I disillusion them?”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”

“Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.”

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.”