Humor Quote by Charles M. Schulz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.”

“I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”

“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”

“Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.”

“I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.”

“You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.”

“College is fun as long as you don't die.”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”

“Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...”

“Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.”

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”