Humor Quote by Will Rogers — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.”

“Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,”

“Who knows what goes on in the mind of a cat?”

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.”

“Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way.”

“There was a dragon who had a long-standing obsession with a queen's breasts," she said, growing breathless. "The dragon knew the penalty to touch her would mean death, yet he revealed his secret desire to the king's chief doctor. This man promised he could arrange for the dragon to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him one thousand gold coins." She spread her soapy hands over his nipples, then down his arms. "Though he didn't have the money, the dragon readily agreed to the scheme.”