Humor Quote by Charles M. Schulz — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.”

“Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.”

“I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.”

“I love mankind ... it's people I can't stand!!”

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

“Lucy: You learn more when you lose”

“There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words.”

“Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens or attacks you, just yell, 'Don't abuse me like your parents abuse you!' Then call children's services and tell them you saw this bully crying in the bathroom and you're worried about him. Bam! He just got moved to a foster home.”

“If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'”

“First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.”

“Congratulations!”

“Paris answered for him. "Last time he spread the flashing love, Reyes threw up all over his shirt. I never laughed so hard in my life. Lucien, though, has no sense of humor and vowed never to take us again.”