Humor Quote by Oscar Wilde — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He is fairer than the morning star, and whiter than the moon. For his body I would give my soul, and for his love I would surrender heaven.”

“Romantic literature is in effect imaginative lying.”

“It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.”

“Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.'”

“A kiss may ruin a human life”

“Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it.”

“Babcock fidgeted with one of his cufflinks while staring down the remaining brokers in his office. He then delivered something akin to a pep talk in a severe tone. "... The world depends on our services. Services that must not be impeded. We don't break our backs producing things that have no real value—food, shelter, clothes ... art. No! We're titans of finance. We move intangible things and ideas around the world on digital platforms. No one else in the world can accumulate as much wealth as we do by simply moving around one and zeros on computers.”

“If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in Hell”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“I watched a lot of YouTube videos of cute geeky girls playing '80s cover tunes on ukuleles. Technically, this wasn't part of my research, but I had a serious cute-geeky-girls-playing-ukuleles fetish that I can neither explain nor defend.”

“I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.”