Humor Quote by General Philip Henry Sheridan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”

“I wouldn't even consider it if I were you. But then if I were you, I would not be me, and if I were not me, I would not be able to advise you, and if I were unable to advise you, you'd do as you like, so you might as well do as you like and have done with it.”

“The day I can't pull something useful out of my ass is the day I quit sticking things up my ass.”

“Emergency dance party--go away.”

“You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained.”

“Well? Is it true? Did she?”