Humor Quote by Stephenie Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”

“And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him”

“How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”

“I honestly have no idea how to live without you.”

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.”

“No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.”

“I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.”

“I'm sure I'll feel much more grateful when I find a guy who thinks complex wiring in a girl is a turn-on.”

“If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.”

“Snoring keeps the monsters away.”