“At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk wel...” — W. Somerset Maugham Quote

“At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.”

“Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.”

“I hate you. I wish you was dead.”

“Dinner was made for eating, not for talking.”

“Deep breaths are very helpful at shallow parties.”

“All of us every single year, we're a different person. I don't think we're the same person all our lives.”