Humor Quote by John Green — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When she fucked up all those years ago, just a little girl terrified into paralysis, she fell onto the enigma of herself.”

“The times that were most fun seemed always to be followed by sadness now, because it was when life started to feel like it did when she was with us that we realized how utterly gone she was.”

“I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them.”

“Suffering can bend & break us. But it can also break us open to become the persons God intended us to be. It depends on what we do with the pain. If we offer it back to God, He will use it to do great things in us & through us, because suffering is fertile... it an grow new life.”

“Headline?" he asked.”

“Hazel has to realize that her mom was wrong when she said, “I won’t be a mother anymore.” The truth is, after Hazel dies (assuming she dies), her mom will still be her mom, just as my grandmother is still my grandmother even though she has died. As long as either person is still alive, that relationship survives. (It changes, but it survives.)”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again.”

“We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.”

“I'm not senile," I snapped. "If I burn the house down it will be on purpose.”

“A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.”

“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”