Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Merlin’s beard.”

“Here lies Dobby, a free elf.”

“Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment.”

“How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?”

“Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.”

“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things –”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“Damien has died and gone straight to gay boy heaven,' Shaunee said...”

“I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.”

“Alice laughed. 'There's no use trying,' she said. 'One can't believe impossible things.'”

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“Life's greatest tragedy is not that it will someday end, but that most only live to follow directions and sometimes we end up totally lost.”