Humor Quote by Becca Fitzpatrick — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I called Vee.”

“Don't blame me. Tell your mom to move closer. Tell her there's this new club called civilization and you guys should join.”

“You don't happen to have a thousand dollars I can borrow?”

“Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.”

“I had fun last night," I told Patch, flicking off my chin strap and handing over my helmet. "I'm officially in love with your sheets.”

“Humans are vulnerable, because they’re capable of being hurt.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”

“You look lousy,' he said.”

“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something”

“My muscles informed me they did not want to go through any more exercise today. So I suggest that maybe he should let me off this time. He laughed, and I'm pretty sure it was at me...not with me.”

“Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?”

“Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.”