Humor Quote by Suzanne Collins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I'm going to wake Peeta," I say.”

“You don't destroy what you want to”

“No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.”

“Embrace the probability of your imminent death....and know there is nothing i can do to save you.”

“I am not pretty. I am not beautiful. I am as radiant as the sun.”

“Only.. I want to do die as myself”

“Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it.”

“Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.”

“Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut.”

“My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.”

“This emotion I'm feeling now, this is love, right?”

“Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's done all right for himself.”