Humor Quote by Eoin Colfer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.”

“I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?”

“If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre.”

“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

“Well, thanks for not shooting anyone, I guess", said Marcus. "My contribution was to somehow refrain from peeing myself. You can thank me later.”

“His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.”

“Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.”

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

“You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?”