Humor Quote by Napoleon Bonaparte — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat.”

“Victory belongs to the most persevering.”

“To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.”

“Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.”

“The best cure for the body is a quiet mind.”

“To do all that one is able to do, is to be a man; to do all that one would like to do, is to be a god.”

“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.”

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

“You're not right in the head, and nor am I, and this is why....this is why I like you.”

“Yes Yes”

“Not too fast," called Raoul. "Let's not scare anyone.”

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”