Humor Quote by Jesse Andrews — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.”

“Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding”

“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

“I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.”

“I meant what I said and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful one-hundred percent!”