Humor Quote by Jeaniene Frost — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-”

“You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.”

“I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.”

“Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.”

“Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”

“We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn't matter, but work is third.”

“The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo...”

“Shigure: JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A SECOND, KYO!”

“Tarzan-like men are my weakness, apparently.”

“The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.”

“That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.”