Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So . . . ," I said. "You're saying that by the end of our training, you expect us to be able to use”

“But merely being tradition does not make something worthy, Kadash. We can't just assume that because something is”

“It’s what happens when you shoot someone,” Wayne pointed out. “At least, usually someone has the good sense to get dead when you go to all the trouble to shoot them.”

“There are two kinds of people in this world, son. Those who save lives, and those who take lives.”

“I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.”

“If you give up what you want most for what you think you should want more, you'll end up miserable.”

“This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or...”

“My girlfriend is a party girl angel who can kick some arse and cook.”

“Everything will turn out right, the world is built on that.”

“Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“Well, man, you know what they say.”